- you ask for a discount. No reason specified, just that you should get one.
-if you buy 10 cent candy to break a $20
- you use an ATM or credit card for 75 cents (really happened)
- you ask for a bag, big printed receipt, etc, when you feel you have been overcharged for something because you want to get the most out of the company.
-you pay anything / everything in small change (especially pennies)
- you use a coupon on every item you buy
-you shop at a store only to get the end-of-the-month rebates
-your computer costs more and runs better than your car
-when you're reading a magazine and you see an underlined passage, you feel compelled to click on it.
-you wake up wondering which directory you're in.
-your favorite pasttime is IRC/ICQ/AOL on Saturday nights.
-you have a PC for every person in the house, and still think you need one more. What if one goes down!?
- you salivate when you hear the word, "upgrade"
- instead of laughing you say "El-Oh-El!"
- you check your e-mail before you brush your teeth in the morning.
- you e-mail yourself notes rather than writing them...
-...and you actually reply to the note.
- you refer to your computer as a friend.
-If the only jokes you receive are through e-mail
-If you have ever owned a calculator with no equal key and know what RPN stands for
- If you've drawn pictures on your graphing calculator
-If you have more friends on the Internet than in real life
- If you know what http:// stands for
-you have the calendar and registration handbook from all four years of high school.
- your taxes are perfect because you actually do keep every receipt.
- your bedroom was mistaken for a junk yard
-you walk around conducting the Verdi Requiem, Dvorak Requiem, Bruckner e-minor Mass, Beethoven 7, etc., and wonder why people are looking at you funny.
- you know Tchaikovsky's full name AND all its spellings.
- you own more in sheet music than in CDs
- you can define the difference between a sonata and a concerto.
-you have expelled more hot air than your average politician.
- you actually cheered on the marching band in high school (hey!!!)
- your cat eats the most expensive cat food available, but you subsist on macaroni and cheese and ramen noodles
- you force everyone who phones your house to listen to Kitty meow into the receiver.
- you've stopped wondering where all the cat hairs that appear on your clothes could possibly come from
-You study every flavor catfood for 10 minutes before making your choice.
-Your cat takes up more room on your bed than you -- you'd be surprised how far they can stretch out!
-You've ever considered buying one of those $400 stratching posts / tree house for cats
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- Your service provider calls *you* for tech support.
- Someone at work tells you a joke, and you say "LOL!"
- You have ever had a dream about the people in your channels.
-You keep begging your friend's to get an internet account so "we can hang out."
-you've ever gotten onto an airplane just to meet some folks face to face.
-you have over 2 megs of .wav files on your mirc directory.
-you have a vanity car tag with your nick on it.
-you no longer type with proper punctuation, capitalization, or complete senteces.
-Your favorite past-time on a Saturday is sleeping
-You live off Ramen noodles and generic brand food
-There would be no life without Taco Bell, Wendy's, and McDonalds
-You thought you were smart once....way back...in a time long forgotten (i.e. high school)
-The first number on your "Important Phone Numbers" list is the 24-hour pizza delivery service
-To get from one end of your room/appartment/dorm to the other, you have to be skilled in the 50-meter hurdles
-You live in cyberspace and/or spend at least 3 hours of your day online
-Laundry is done about once a month, or whenever you no longer go on
-You're dirt poor but believe that once you get out, you'll earn $60,000+ a year
-Your refridgerator hold all sorts of hidden, long-forgotten "goodies" and smells like something died
-Your worst fear is getting and 8 o'clock class