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Favorite writings of Dave Barry


Dave Barry @ the Miami Herald


Daddy's little girl loves Republican Barbie

Considerate guests use the gas station bathroom

Americans in Paris may face waiters who are 'les snobs'

Party time, Texas-style: Even the cows had a ball

Ban cell phones -- unless you're attacked by giant squid

One Nation, full of lard

Parlez-Vous Français?

An aesthetically challenged American in Paris (Part II)